halsnasaglass:

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

(via heart)

im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

ladies-of-theatre:

Elle Woods did not graduate as Valedictorian of Harvard Law for you to associate women in power with having a lack of ‘traditional femininity’

Wear pink, be a hopeless romantic and kick ass ladies

(via itstimestartliving)

left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

(via confirmance)

vethox:

endpoems:

when you die you go to the mii plaza

not my choice 

(via vethox)

suga-com:

when you ask her about her day and she really tells you and you enjoy it cause you love her

(via razorshapes)

thechekhov:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

I’m pretty sure that it’s the human brain that’s programmed to take anything remotely familiarly-shaped and ask “friend???” so in this case

superior monkey brain: bear will kill you

human brain: but maybe also is soft???

(via parydise)

narnia:

healing is not an overnight process. wounds will reopen, wounds will close, but always allow yourself to feel what you feel. it’s okay.

(via kriolatrini-deactivated20210927)

justjames:

I am such an idiot

(via heart)